I have been without a job for almost three months, and that is no easy feat. It’s truly hard avoiding jobs, especially when you’re running out of money. So, it is with a sad and heavy heart that yours truly has begun her job search frenzy. Here are some things that I’ve learned in my attempts to join the tragically employed masses:
1. Craigslist has a crap ton of scams. Beware of the following categories: Administrative/Clerical, Business/Management, Retail/Wholesale, and of course Marketing/PR.
2. Careerbuilder never has anything good. I find that it is no help building my career, much less finding me one.
3. There are no cool jobs out there. Why aren’t there Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark jobs out there? I would be perfect for that.
4. When all else fails, hock a kidney. There’s always a need for kidneys.
I’m seriously considering retirement.
Yours Truly,
Perturbed, Defeated, Disgusted, Disgruntled, Spoiled Little Duchess
